MIKE & GIAN

It Wasn't Me Posts

The gist: Call out your friends for their embarrassing facebook posts (wall posts, status updates, comments, photo album titles etc.) and let M&G take the blame. Everything is anonymous. However, if you are feeling bold and would like some credit you can add your name or nickname to your post, otherwise no names. Your posts will be emailed to M&G and we will pick the best ones to be featured right here. Check back for the posts that make the cut, and hope it isn't you.

Submit your post below

THE CUT

"Loves the feeling of new uggs ♥"
-In 20 years to future husband: "Babe, I'm just going to wear this potato sack to dinner. Does it make me look fat?" 
Category: The UGGly Truth.

"deans list hollllllaa"
-Didn't know that Lil' Bow Wow went to college, let alone made dean's listttttt. 
Category: Overcompensating for lack of attention via Facebook.

"I love it when my mom calls me a bitch because i don't want her to read my homework."
-At least your mom helps you with your homework and doesn't lock you in a closet and pour soup on the carpet and tell you its dinner :( 
Category: People who think its cool when their parents curse. 

"I think I just pulled a muscle from my wii. fml."
-Did you pull it playing Wii Kegel?
Category: You're lying.

From an Asian: "Oooh snow~~~~ it feel so magical!!!!"
-Don't you think you would pay more attention to make sure your typing does not immediately label you as Asian?
Category: Can't resist equations (i.e. snow + ~~~~ = magicral).

Girl's status: "You're a douchelord, I want to punch you in the face; and I want nothing to do with you:)"
Guy friend's response: "Geet em giiirl"
Her response back: "lol I willllllllllllllll :-D I'm pretty bad fricken ass;-p"
-Didn't know "douche" was a religion. Did you guys go to the same douchechurch? Did you have a merry douchemas?
Category: I'm bringin' fricken' back. 

"how do i have 2000 tagged photos and 1000 friends on facebook??? seriously?"
-Those aren't your real friends, and we looked through your photos- they suck.
Category: Ouch.

"Wake & bake + wawa = :)"
-(read: = why I'm fat)
Category: People who grow up to smoke with their children, during weekend custody.

"...became a fan of I Need A Hug....Don't Question Me...Don't Say Anything..Just Hug Me :/ ♥  and Or dont talk to me, thats cool."
-Also became a fan of "Why do you close your eyes when we make love?!? :/"
Category: Self image issues/bat shit insane

"ii STiill G0T iiT.iiMA BE SEXY AS HECK WAlKiiN AR0UND WiiTH MY liil BABY iiN MY BEllY"
 -Baby by 50?
Category: Delusional
c